I'm like this cup. Short and Fat. (:

nothisisc8: YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS” WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:35:14 -0400

YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER

NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL

BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES

amandaabbington: Simon Pegg & Benedict Cumberbatch Twitter...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:33:20 -0400

amandaabbington:

Simon Pegg & Benedict Cumberbatch Twitter Pics

basemental: please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:33:14 -0400

basemental:

please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you

vardaesque: this was the worst punked ever you wanted to laugh...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:33:11 -0400

vardaesque:

this was the worst punked ever you wanted to laugh at justin timberlake but ended up just feeling really sorry for him because he just sits there and accepts his fate

devisamarama: hussiejuststahp: vbhsfdjavgd: Why is this so...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:33:07 -0400

devisamarama:

hussiejuststahp:

vbhsfdjavgd:

Why is this so cool?

..Are those little staples? WHY WOULD YOU STAPLE BREAD TO THE WALL.

sacred—grove: iheartnintendomucho: Miyamoto: Swinging swords...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:32:41 -0400

sacred—grove:

iheartnintendomucho:

Miyamoto: Swinging swords and breaking hearts

FANDOM RULE: You must always reblog the creator of Zelda wielding the ultimate weapon

haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:32:09 -0400

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day

cyansleuth: oh my god

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:31:57 -0400

cyansleuth:

oh my god

amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:31:11 -0400

amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

bitchesguidetoetiquette: Flawless logic at play

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:31:06 -0400

bitchesguidetoetiquette:

Flawless logic at play

Artwork by Adrian Mentus

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:30:59 -0400

Artwork by Adrian Mentus

kingwalker: awesomephilia: The officer thought he had an...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:30:37 -0400

kingwalker:

awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

The officer’s a crock of shit if you ask me.

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:30:20 -0400

You know who doesn't get enough credit?

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:29:47 -0400

shessomethingsarcastic:

Kenan Thompson.

Made it through child fame and went from a successful kid’s sketch comedy show to one of the most well known shows ever:

He stayed out of trouble and is just doing what he’s been doing for years.

Good for you, Kenan Thompson.

oneirophile: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:29:33 -0400

oneirophile:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

I’m game
Let’s do it

thecityofpawnee: you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:29:30 -0400

thecityofpawnee:

you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:29:24 -0400

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

gallana: beerito: rnickey: how do i make friends add two cups of chopped lettuce

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:28:47 -0400

gallana:

beerito:

rnickey:

how do i make friends

add two cups of chopped lettuce

"For each person there is a sentence—a series of words—which has the power to destroy him"

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:27:53 -0400

“For each person there is a sentence—a series of words—which has the power to destroy him”

- PHILIP K. DICK (via highfriend)

fuckyeahviggomortensen: with Michael Fassbender

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:27:28 -0400

fuckyeahviggomortensen:

with Michael Fassbender